Irony VS Spontaneity

Irony:
My aunt and uncle have 2 boys.
They really want a girl, so they try 1 more time.
They are now pregnant with twin boys.

Spontaneity:
8pm: Deciding to dye my hair.
12am: Dye my hair.
8am: Hate my boring new hair color.
9am: Thinking of ways to make it cooler.
12pm: Going to the dentist for cavity fillings.
12:30pm: Getting a root canal.

Irony: (again)
2pm: Realizing after root canal there's no way I'm going to have money to fix my boring new hair.
2:30pm: Thinking I'm probably going to have to sell one of my kidneys soon.
2:35: Do you need them both?
I'm done.

Spontaneity usually works for me, but in the last 24 hours, it has been the antithesis of what the hair dye box promised; Trauma Free.