Kerri Pomarolli

So I discovered a new site today.


GodTube


It's a you tube site for Christian videos, and I found a really cute one of a comic named Kerri Pomarolli. Check her out.

Stories

Story # 1: Rhianne

Apparently Stars are actually not stars, but according to Rhianne, they are teeth that were thrown into the sky (aka shooting stars) by the Tooth Fairy after she collects them from under your pillow. She knows this because the Tooth Fairy herself wrote Rhianne a personal letter explaing this to her. She spends a good deal of time trying to locate her teeth in the sky, as she has lost many already.

Story # 2: Vladimir

Vladimir, (not from church, but from work) told me he wanted to help me with side work today, (he's new) because he believes in "doing unto others as you would have them do unto you." I responded with my own personannal theory, "Do your side work or you'll get fired." I think he agreed. ;)

Story # 3: Paul

My brother told me a cute story today about a boy name Paul. He claims Paul is a little on the odd side, but he has the best reactions to things. Today as they were waiting in line to get their pictures taken, Paul was sitting in the picture chair. The photographer came and postitioned Paul with his hands crossed over his knees, then left the room for a moment. Another photographer came and repositioned Paul uncrossing his hands, then she left for a moment. The first photographer came back, and irritated with Paul's change of position, put his hands back across his knees, only to leave the room and the second come in and uncross them once more. The second time the 1st photographer came in she was so frustrated with Paul as he "tried" in his awkward nature to explain what had happened, she told him to get out of the chair and that he would not get his picture taken. Then she told my brother and his friends to go to the end of the line for laughing. (They had witnessed the whole thing.) Finally my brother and Paul's teacher came in the room and asked Paul, a bit exhasperated, "Why would the photographer ask me if you were in special ed?"

Story # 4: Charlie the Unicorn

This is weird.

Cool Girl Janet

Which one is she???

What's in a Name?

Everyone, meet Jael....

















No, not me Jael, America's possible next top model Jael, posing for a pro-life add, (but don't be fooled, she's completley liberal.) That's right, Tyra Banks' show; America's Next Top Model, has a girl with MY NAME! Until just this past year, I had never even met anyone with my name. Now, if you can't read the tone in my writing, let me clarify for you.

1.) I was supposed to be the 1st Jael on tv.
2.) I liked introducing myself to people who'd never heard my name before and think it's so cool.
3.) Now every one in the world will know my name.
4.) This girl is so odd, and it's very possible that she's going to take away quality from the name.
5.) It's SOOO weird to hear Tyra Banks say "Jael".
6.) It will no longer be... unique.

If you still don't get the tone... I'm bitter.

So you must understand my dilema. This is NOT ok. Or maybe I'm just having an attitude and need to fix it. I don't know what God's doing. But if you happen to see the show, please remember, even though she's a year older, it was my name 1st!