A Great Line I Just Read in a Book

"If we survive this, I'll follow you anywhere woman."

"Oh sure, now he tells me."

:) I'm such a sucker.

Nannydom

Nanny: (Me) Luke, Shoes.
(Translation: Luke, go put on your shoes because it's time to go get Jared.)
Luke: (Toddler) Show.
(Translation: No. I want to watch TV.)

Nanny: Shoes.
Luke: Show.
Nanny: Shoes.
Luke: Show.
Nanny: Shoes.
Luke: Show.
Nanny: Time-out.
Luke: Shoes.