Irony VS Spontaneity

Irony:
My aunt and uncle have 2 boys.
They really want a girl, so they try 1 more time.
They are now pregnant with twin boys.

Spontaneity:
8pm: Deciding to dye my hair.
12am: Dye my hair.
8am: Hate my boring new hair color.
9am: Thinking of ways to make it cooler.
12pm: Going to the dentist for cavity fillings.
12:30pm: Getting a root canal.

Irony: (again)
2pm: Realizing after root canal there's no way I'm going to have money to fix my boring new hair.
2:30pm: Thinking I'm probably going to have to sell one of my kidneys soon.
2:35: Do you need them both?
I'm done.

Spontaneity usually works for me, but in the last 24 hours, it has been the antithesis of what the hair dye box promised; Trauma Free.

Sometimes They Come For The Food

Me: So how does Kiana like her new church?

Ashleigh: Oh, she likes it. She says they make smores in her class.

Me: Well, don't you think you're ever leaving, cause I won't let you.

Ashleigh: Oh don't worry. Pop corns good enough for me.

Little Big Laughs

This baby is sooo cute. He laughs so hard he keeps falling over.

Baby Laughs And Falls Over

For all you Lostie fans